brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

did you hear about the italian chef who died?

he pasta way

he just ran out of thyme

here today, gone tomato

his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it

we never sausage a tragedy coming

ashes to ashes, crust to crust

there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world

(Source: sofunnyimcryan)


still-deciding-world:

this is one of the best television moments ever

(Source: emptysmile)


heyfunniest:

I CANT STOP LAUGHING

(Source: barbiemovies)

Anonymous asked:
Can girls pee when they're on their periods?

sarcastic-snowflake:

no we just hold it in for a week.

Seriously?



katttess:

raspberryragdoll:

chevchester:

whimmy-bam:

lordwatermelon:

kapsejs:

agnesaur:

the-mysterious-sugar-bowl:

kiibutt:

fairgroundsoldier:

#what kind of movie does this to you at the beginning

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#we are the generation that grew up on angst and pain #that’s why we’re all insane

I have never seen a comment on a post that is as true as this one.

:’)

(Source: badsquishybadsquishy)


tennants-hair:

#the bottom gif though#if they were females their periods would be in sync

(Source: jenniferlawrenceshrader)

  • me: is it weird to talk to yourself?
  • me: no
Ship For alfrette

I ship you with:

The way you never ask for help and believe you’re not good enough remind me of little Isaac. He helps out when he can but never really asks for help in return. I think he has a lot of self doubts. (Can you guys please make beautiful blonde hair and blue eyed children! <3)

Best Friend:

Like Scott you’re caring and a good person to go to for advice.

Enemy:

First Date:

Coffee date!

Outfit:summer date outfitFirst Kiss:

(I found this in my draft. I’m sorry it doesn’t have a imagine! I’m just not doing these anymore! But enjoy!)

rosehatahway:

tw meme: four scenes [4/4]